In this day and age, one can never be too careful about the dark forces that surround us, even in the workplace. Whether it is co-workers wishing you the worst, demons, or your terrible boss, the dark powers that be are always up to no good. But with these tips and tricks you can fight them and bring peace and tranquility to your work space.
Feng Shui
Arrange your desk so that it faces the east wall of your cubicle away from the entrance. The less eye contact made with co-workers, the better chances you’ll have of a quite work experience.
Scatter Work All Over Your Desk
By having papers all over your desk, you will give the illusion that you are hard at work. This will in turn trick demons and bosses into thinking you’re busy and they will leave you alone until they make awkward small talk with you while you walk to your car.
Defense Against The Office Evil Eye
If you notice that someone at work is wishing you ill, take your index finger and middle finger and poke that bastard in the eyes. That’ll teach the evil eye to mess with you!
Charms
Having certain office charms can bring different kinds of luck and connections with the powers around us. Hanging a clock and calendar in your office will give you a better sense of association with time and space. A stapler on the desk can mean a life filled with connecting to others because everyone will ask you to borrow it. Having a Keurig on your desk will bring you much energy and the power to get through your day and hopefully the rest of your life. Desk plants will bring you a better sense of responsibility, but also spiders if you’re not careful.
And remember the most important advice told over by the Kabbalists of old: Working is a remedy for money!
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