By: David Cutler
It’s a beautiful Friday morning and you have to go to work, but there’s one problem: you’re hungover af. How will you ever get your work done? Will you be able to hide the fact from your boss? What should you do to stop that awful headache? Well fear not, because I have the hangover cures for you!
Time ISN’T The Answer
You know how people say that time is the only cure for hangovers? Well that’s B.S. because taking some Advil and drinking an ice coffee from Dunkin will really help you out. Ain’t nobody got time to wait for a headache to pass when you have work to do!
Take A Shower In Your Office
Showers always help people feel better, so why not take one in the privacy of your workspace. Fill up your thermos with water and pour it over your head repeatedly. Make sure you keep all your wash products with you in a drawer. And remember: keeping your clothing on is optional.
Don’t Go To Work
You can’t get fired from your job if you don’t show up…
Drink More Alcohol
Bring a hair-of-the-dog cocktail to work and watch as you forget you ever had a hangover and work to do.
Don’t Drink The Night Before
Pppffttt, ya right. Go wild you crazy animals! Put the fun in functioning alcoholic!
Another round?