Dancing Hot Dog Elected New President
As of the last 23.56 hours President Donald Trump has made the bigliest decision of his
presidency! Trump has appointed a dancing hot dog as the new president of the United States. Now you may wonder, who in their right mind would make a hot dog the new leader of the American people? The answer is Donald. Donald Duck. Now before we investigate we must ask a more pressing question? Who is this hot dog?
The Dancing Hot Dog is a living meme, much like Trump in some ways. The Dancing Hot Dog is best known as a filter from the ever so popular platform Snapchat. The beloved hot dog has be widely received only positive reception with little to no haters.
Before the Dancing Hot Dog, Snapchat was ruled by someone else. DJ Khaled aka Khaled Mohamed Khaled. DJ Khaled is a mogul and unofficially the most influential person in all of existence. Until now!!!
DJ Khaled Has Approved Dancing Hot Dog And Is Looking Forward To His Presidency.
Barack Hussein Obama II, the 44th President of the United States had nothing to say. Most speculate that Mr. Obama has the deepest respect for the Dancing Hot Dog. Mr. Obama even went as far as to inviting the Dancing Hot Dog to dinner with his wife Michelle.
Another politician, best known for being sort of friends with Bill Clinton, Ms. Hillary Clinton had another thing to say. She responded to the new situation through an angry tweet. “Twitter is clearly not her territory” said Mr. Trump in regard to Hillary’s failed attempt at a tweet. She
received a whopping negative 754 million hearts and counting. Which is unheard of! Twitter did not even have the option to rate a negative heart. While Hillary is blaming Russian hackers, the new President, Dancing Hot Dog had something brilliant prepared in response. Instead of trying to apologize President Hot Dog had a better idea. President Hot Dog gave the most moving inspirational expressive dance routine the world has ever seen. Then Hillary broke down in tears of joy and gave the Dancing Hot Dog a hug. Secret service moved fast, assuming she was attempting to attack the President, and she has never been heard of ever since.
Since the Dancing Hot Dog has become president, he has become much more active on the twitter community and dropped the snapchat scene altogether. What will President Dancing Hot Dog do next? Mr. Trump gave President Dancing Hot Dog all his nuclear codes but seems to have no need for them anyway. President Dancing Hot Dog’s next move is still a mystery!
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