The Dog Food Industry is all about money. Mr. Catfish Cooley investigates the situation further by conducting a science experiment to uncover the mystery.
Most dog lovers admit they splurge a bit when it comes to feeding their fuzzy little friends. They are under the impression that buying their dogs more expensive brand name food will keep them happier and healthier. While most Petco employees agree that you get what you pay for one man strongly disagrees!
The dog food industry may seem innocent at first examination. However on further investigation dark secrets began to pop up. Renown Scientist and Professor at free_diplomaz@yahoo.com, Catfish Cooley believes the corporate media has been feeding your dogs the same garbage with an astronomical inflation in price. “Brainwashing consumers with fancy pictures and words” stated Cooley in a private meeting with science enthusiast and professional mystery solver, Mr. Fred Jones. “The gang and I have always stuck with Scooby Snacks. But to be honest, our dog Scoob has an endless appetite he hardly eats dog food! He mostly inhales hamburgers, pizza pies, human remains, cookies, forensic evidence, and the entire menu at Popeyes.”
To settle the debate Catfish Cooley took it upon himself to conduct an experiment at home. He chose to sample one can of cheap dog food and one can of the expensive kind. When Cooley opens the first can of “Mighty Dog Food” he begins to gag. He then samples the food but was unable to swallow.
After the second and third and fourth attempt, Cooley concluded that all dog food is shit! If you want to treat your dog right, then go to your local supermarket and buy them a turkey sandwich and a stack of pancakes.
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