Neil deGrasse Tyson Won A Science Award. Who Could Have Seen That One Coming

Neil deGrasse Tyson won the Steven Hawking Award for Science Communication. He is the first American scientist to ever win the award.

On June 6, Neil deGrasse Tyson became the first American scientist to win the Stephen Hawking Medal for Science Communication. Well isn’t this just great. A senior citizen giving a space nerd an award. When will real Americans get science awards like Sheldon Cooper or Dr. Oz. I’m disgusted by this inner circle of scientists who insist that climate change is an “eminent threat.”

Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson and Beaker
some of the worlds greatest scientists

Mainstream media is feeding us lies about how hard science is but the homeless man on the fourth cart of the 6-train told me, “ice cream is cold, so climate change can’t exist!” How can we trust scientists who make ridiculous claims when we have fool-proof logic like that? According to Newsweek, Stephen Hawking hand picks the award winners, personally. Come on fake news, can’t you make your lies even a little better? How can Professor Hawking pick any of the award winners when his ALS (Always Lying Science) won’t even let him move his hands?

In the past, they gave this award to people like Hans Zimmer, a German composer who scored the movie “Interstellar,” Marc Levinson, the director of Particle Fever, and a Jean-Michel Jarre, an electro-music composer, inspired by space technology.

Professor Hawking in a zero gravity chamber
Steven Hawking having the time of his life

This award was given to a composer, a director, and a French guy, so why is an actual astrophysicist and director of the Hayden Planetarium also getting it?Listen to me, people. This award is given to left-wing liberals who like to pat themselves on the back and bring in a ruggedly handsome scientist just to legitimize the whole thing.

Neil Tyson thinks that if we don’t change the way we live today, then in 500 years either we will have to move into the ground or build skyscrapers to make room for more people. Come on super scientist, don’t pretend like that even matters. In 500 years robots will take over this world and a few good Americans will spread our democracy and Christian values throughout the galaxy. Because if Neil Degrasse Tyson is right and we screwed up this earth, well who cares because in the end we’re all dead anyways. But unlike most of you I’m going to heaven, so suck it.

 

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