Riots in the streets as angry milk farmers are fed up with milking their cows.
This is the second instance when a cop has been hosed down with 743 gallons of old milk. Officer Kyle Brown was the chief of police back in 1955. Officer Brown was the top in his region and specialized in animal crimes. However, Officer Brown had an ongoing feud with a questionable fellow named Arnold McDonald. Mr McDonald had a farm, a farm that grew a very suspicious plant.
Now, this plant was not your run of the mill kale. No, not at all. Mr. McDonald grew something far more deceiving and possibly malicious. Old, McDonald grew soy!
Nowadays, soybeans are nothing to get upset about. However, back in the day it was frowned upon. But Back when ol’ Brown was in town, well let’s just say that was another story.
After 11 years of cat and mouse, Brown and McDonald were getting too old for this. They decided to make a truce that would declare that soy would never be used as a substitute to milk. At first this seemed reasonable to both men. However, this was not the case for long.
Arnold McDonald had the milk fever. He drank milk too much. He drank cold milk. he drank hot milk. He drank chocolate milk. He drank blue milk. Mr. McDonald drank so much milk, he could not dare drink another drop.
McDonald was craving milk. But when he wads diagnosed with asomatheingotmilk-itis he knew that one drop would would send him into a six year coma or endless diarrhea. Either consequence was not worth the sweet sensation Arnold McDonald.
Arnold did not have the resources to scientifically engineer such a genius and clever MILK alternative.
Arnold McDonald did not have the resources to scientifically engineer such a genius and clever concoction. So he reached out to other milk farmers who also were interested in creating a “soy milk.” After gathering a group of farmers, McDonald told them his story. The farmers were so moved they decided to take matters into their own hands. Then the riots began, police and farmers at each others neck—all because of the milk.
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