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Spider-Man Homecoming an Amazing Movie Review

By Noam Steinerman | Jul 7, 2017 | Comments Off on Spider-Man Homecoming an Amazing Movie Review
Spider-Man: Homecoming

Grab Your Popcorn and Get Ready to be Amazed by Spider-Man: Homecoming! Homecoming is a charming movie with genuine storytelling. Tom Holland plays the most relatable and lovable Peter Parker yet. Remember Andrew Garfield’s edgy hipster reimagining Peter Parker or Tobey Maguire? Yeah well forget about them! Holland brings Peter Parker back to his iconic … Read more

Buzzfeed Tasty Parody: Nudtrition and Skitish Media

By Noam Steinerman | Jul 6, 2017 | Comments Off on Buzzfeed Tasty Parody: Nudtrition and Skitish Media

With the help of Skitish Media, Nudtrition has created a satirical video parodying the iconic Tasty videos on Buzzfeed, to help broaden its consumer base. Nudtrition is a vitamin company based in New York. According to the company’s research, most beauty products for hair, skin and nails use unnatural and sometimes harmful ingredients. These products may … Read more

People Just Want Their Sports Back. Fair, Fun, Steroid-Fueled Sports.

By Henry Kirshner | Jul 6, 2017 | Comments Off on People Just Want Their Sports Back. Fair, Fun, Steroid-Fueled Sports.
A Football that blew up or ripped in half

Life can suck. People need sports to escape reality. That’s why Americans hate cheaters. The one time things are supposed to be fair, it’s not. America loves balls. Big balls, small balls, oddly shaped balls but not soccer balls though. Soccer balls belong in Europe. Sports is a cornerstone of life in America. For men, … Read more

Gyms Are Overrated; Run Outside Instead Of Getting A Trainer

By Henry Kirshner | Jun 28, 2017 | Comments Off on Gyms Are Overrated; Run Outside Instead Of Getting A Trainer

In 2014 50 million Americans joined gyms but we’re still an obese nation. What if there was something else we could do than just go to a fitness center. If a felon can get jacked from doing push-ups in his cell all day, you don’t need to pay hundreds of dollars for a trainer to … Read more

Logan Paul and Jake Paul The Kings of Youtube!?

By Noam Steinerman | Jun 28, 2017 | Comments Off on Logan Paul and Jake Paul The Kings of Youtube!?

Jake Paul Vine Star Turned Youtube God? Jake Paul is a mighty youtube ruler, but how?? Many years ago, there was once an app. An app that captured the pure essence of humor and cringe. All within 7 seconds! Now back then there were a few Gods and Goddesses to rule the Vine Empire. Among … Read more

The Soy Milk Crisis Results in Violent Milk Riots!

By Noam Steinerman | Jun 23, 2017 | Comments Off on The Soy Milk Crisis Results in Violent Milk Riots!

Riots in the streets as angry milk farmers are fed up with milking their cows. This is the second instance when a cop has been hosed down with 743 gallons of old milk. Officer Kyle Brown was the chief of police back in 1955. Officer Brown was the top in his region and specialized in … Read more

Coyote Peterson: The Next Crocodile Hunter and What That Entails

By Henry Kirshner | Jun 23, 2017 | Comments Off on Coyote Peterson: The Next Crocodile Hunter and What That Entails
Coyote Peterson holding up two Green Frogs

Coyote Peterson is a Crocodile Hunter-esque YouTube sensation, who’s dangerous animal videos constantly put in him dangers way. It’s always exciting to see what he will do next. If you spend your entire life messing with animals eventually one of them will get pissed. That’s how the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, died and it will … Read more

How An Oil Change Can Save Your Life.

By Henry Kirshner | Jun 19, 2017 | Comments Off on How An Oil Change Can Save Your Life.
Baby Playing On Tire

Millions of Americans no longer maintain basic skills people used to need only 20 years ago. Technology has made self-sufficiency an antiquated way of life. 30 years ago, if you didn’t know how a car engine worked or at least how to change a tire you were a bigger pushover than a bobo doll. Now-a-days, … Read more

This Is Why The Fidget Spinner Toy Trend Is Going To Die!

By Noam Steinerman | Jun 19, 2017 | Comments Off on This Is Why The Fidget Spinner Toy Trend Is Going To Die!

Manufactured primarily in foreign countries, these trendy fidget toys are infused with a chemical only used in military products created for chemical warfare. The biggest trend since bell bottom jeans, fidget toys have taken America by surprise. Go outside and you will most likely see a fidget toy within an average radius of 27 feet. … Read more

Always Be Prepared To Crack Open A Cold One With The Boys

By Henry Kirshner | Jun 12, 2017 | Comments Off on Always Be Prepared To Crack Open A Cold One With The Boys
A Meme about cracking open a cold one

In recent months, the phrases “Cracking open a cold one with the boys,” and “Saturday is for the boys” have been celebrating the start of the 2017 summer. Saturday is for the boys, cracking open a cold one with the boys, there’s no better time for America to make everything about the boys than gay … Read more

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