Coyote Peterson: The Next Crocodile Hunter and What That Entails

Coyote Peterson is a Crocodile Hunter-esque YouTube sensation, who’s dangerous animal videos constantly put in him dangers way. It’s always exciting to see what he will do next.

If you spend your entire life messing with animals eventually one of them will get pissed. That’s how the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, died and it will probably happen again if his 13-year-old son, Crocodile Hunter Jr. doesn’t check himself.

Peterson makes Conan hold a giant slug
Coyote Peterson hanging out with Conan.

“But he’s only 13, how could you say that?” That’s true but YouTube star and animal expert Coyote Peterson is 36, he should know better. In this linked video, Peterson has the brilliant idea of screwing around with a Black Widow spider. It’s okay though, he waited the appropriate number of days after the spider ate her husband to call.

Pay some attention to this, Petco. You too, PetSmart, Pet Supermarket and Pet Planet. Every animal personality on social media and television are seemingly fearless. Even Indiana Jones was scared of snakes. They will put themselves in harm’s way to interact with these animals.

Pee-wee Herman holding 12 snakes on a plane
Haha-hmhm Pee-wee’s getting gifts for his friend.

It’s amazing but it would nice to see a horrible disaster occur every now and then. Just for excitement. The person wouldn’t even have to get hurt but it’d be funny to see them run away from a squirrel.

Indiana Jones scared of a snake
“Dammit Pee-wee, I thought I told you I don’t want any snakes!”

Realistically, “The Crocodile Hater” would be a smart concept to produce for promoting pet and general animal products. An overly confident and zealous host would sneak up behind random animals in the park; birds, dogs, horses, and squirrels. Yet, once the animals take notice and react, the host becomes scared and runs away in a panic.

Alternatively, the same host could “get in a cage” with “dangerous” dogs and fight them. He would really be stepping into a small pen with 3 puppies. The host would freak out and start running away from the dogs, getting caught in the corner and eventually trying to jump out of the play pen.

Americans love the fearless, they are heroes to us. But nothing beats everything going horribly wrong. If you still don’t believe me after everything in this article, let me leave you with one question. How good would the movie “Titanic” have been if the boat never sank?

 

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